Stealth Schooling: Just Don’t Call it “Educational”

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When I explained the idea of stealth schooling, my husband’s eyes lit up.

“It’s like that cookbook!” he said.

I looked at him, confused.

“You know,” he said.  “The one where you hide the broccoli inside brownies so your kids will eat it.”

It’s a pretty good analogy, except for one big difference. Those recipes were a pain in the butt to make. They involved so much planning, steaming, pureeing, freezing, and thawing that by the time I finished I had to lie down and take a nap. And pink pancakes made with pureed beets just didn’t go over as well as you might think, at least in my house.  The cookbook’s been gathering dust on a kitchen shelf for a few years now.

Stealth schooling, on the other hand, is easy.  This is important because as homeschool moms go, I am kind of a slacker. (Look for a blog post on that topic soon).

For us, stealth schooling simply means helping our six year-old “Jack” find fun materials while not pointing out that they are educational.  Like a lot of gifted and 2e kids, Jack resists most top down or structured efforts to teach him, and he can turn off to whole subject matter areas pretty quickly if he feels pressured or coerced.  But if he’s having fun and making his own choices, he learns a boatload without even realizing it.

Here are some of our favorite stealth schooling techniques:

 1. Strewing.

The classic unschooler’s move involves leaving educational stuff lying around where kids will stumble upon it and get interested on their own.  When I remember to do it, I’ll plop reading material by Jack’s place at the table so he’ll see it at breakfast.  Most of the time he’ll start reading without my having to say a word.

 2.  Videos. 

I don’t know about your kids, but if mine is watching something on a screen, any resistance he might have to learning melts away.  He loves Mythbusters, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Liberty’s Kids, Schoolhouse Rock—and because it’s screen time, he feels like he’s getting away with something.

3. Educational software and games.  

Ever since Jack taught himself to read at three using Starfall.com, I’ve had to concede that online and game-based learning was a natural fit for him. Since then, he’s learned geography from Stack the States, Stack the Countries, and Sheppard Software; the US presidents from Presidents and Aliens; algebra concepts from DragonBox; fractions from Motion Math; and a whole host of things from BrainPop. I’m not crazy about the addictive tendency of the medium, so we do limit screen time. But it’s incredible how much he’s learned this way, and he’s loved every minute of it.

 4. Keep reading fun.

When we go to the library, Jack gets free reign.  Some months he wants all graphic novels or Junie B. Jones, other times we leave with stacks of biographies or history books.  Even when I have opinions, I don’t intervene (although I admit, I’m pretty glad he hasn’t ever requested Captain Underpants).  So far, our hands-off policy has really paid off.  He loves to read, and—who knew?—he’s learned a slew of great words from Calvin and Hobbes.

 5. Any writing counts. 

My own personal ninth circle of hell?  Trying to get Jack to write a thank you note.  I cajole, he rebels. I yell, he cries.  Paper gets ripped and feelings get hurt. It’s a disaster.  Writing “assignments” aren’t much better.  Now I look for stealthy writing opportunities as they arise: grocery lists, birthday wish lists, funny signs that get pasted on the walls.  We even co-wrote a chapter book a few months ago—he dictated and I typed it up—because he got excited about the story.

 6. Experiential learning of all kinds.

Museum visits, travel, fun classes—all of it counts.  I just resist the urge to say: “Isn’t this great? It’s so educational!”

Nothing in the above list is revolutionary.  It’s all pretty standard stuff for most homeschoolers.  What makes it “stealth schooling,” in my book, is simply the low-key approach.

That’s harder than you might think, at least for me.  I was a teacher for many years.  I’ve always LOVED school, and school-y projects, and even homework.  I’d like nothing more than to clap my hands and say, “OK, Jack, HERE’S what we’re going to learn today!” except that he would probably throw a fit, or go running out the door.

Gifted and 2e kids can be as easily spooked.  Stealth schooling is like wearing your moccasins. Tread lightly, and they might not even notice you’re there.

This post was part of a blog hop sponsored by Gifted Homeschoolers Forum.  For a variety of perspectives on stealth schooling, click here or scroll down for all the links.

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You Can Lead a Horse to Water, But You Might Have to Trick Him into Drinking For His Own Damn Good – Buffalo Mama

The Gentle Way – Chasing Hollyfield

Stealth Schooling: A Tale of Two Teachers - Wenda Sheard

Stealth Schooling: Bait, Hook, Reel, Release – Little Stars Learning

Homeschool Tips: Simple Stealth School – How to Work and Homeschool

Stealth Schooling – Building Wingspan

My Experience with Stealth Schooling – Cedar Life Academy

Stealth Schooling - Sprite’s Site

Stealth Schooling and Strewing – A Voracious Mind

Stealth Schooling - Mommy Bares All

Things I Learned in the Grocery Store the Other Day, or How to Be the Best Parent You Can Even When You’re Screwing Up

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1. When your six year-old asks to push the cart, say NO.  Especially when the cart is full and therefore much heavier than you realize.  Contrary to what you may believe, the produce section on a Saturday is not a great place to foster self-reliance, nor to practice the I-trust-my-child, blessings-of-a-skinned-knee approach to parenting to which you continually aspire.

2. When you DO say yes and your six year-old starts pushing said cart in the wrong direction, do not startle or call out.  In particular, try not to yell, “No, THIS way!”

3. Never overestimate the technical difficulty of turning a very full grocery cart, especially when the driver is four feet tall, feeling rushed, and prone to sudden, jerky movements.

4. Watching a full grocery cart tip and then fall is kind of like being in a dream.  You try to move, but you can’t.  Time slows down.

5. Glass is surprisingly strong. Eggs are not.

6. Good people are everywhere. Like the man who comes over and helps you pick up the cart and put everything back in it without saying a word.

7. Guilt and embarrassment can manifest as anger. Just because you think you’re being admirably calm about the whole thing doesn’t mean your child doesn’t feel like you’re yelling at him. Look at his scared little face, and take a breath.

8. When you realize your kid has a minor burn on his arm from the hot coffee in the miniature cup you forgot you were holding when all of this happened, THAT is a moment to practice graduate-level self-compassion.

9.  A bag of frozen mangoes makes a decent emergency ice pack. When your child refuses to let you keep it there, your fear may cause you to raise your voice again.  Take another deep breath, and review #8.

10.  Shame is a powerful emotion.  It’s OK that you feel like crying. Believe me, your kid is feeling even worse.

11. It helps (a little) to be honest.  Say, “I’m sorry I yelled.”  Say, “I got mad because I was afraid you might be hurt.”  Say, “I shouldn’t have let you push a cart that was too heavy for you. That was Mommy’s mistake.”

12. On the way to the car, after the eggs have been replaced and the rest of the groceries have been paid for and bagged up, that is a good time for an extra long hug.

 

How Unschooling Saved Us (Sort of)

Unschooling in action: building a model of the world's tallest building while still in pajamas.

Unschooling in action: building a model of the world’s tallest building while still in pajamas.

 

Unschooling (n):

a home-school education with the child taking primary responsibility instead of a parent or teacher; also called “child-directed learning” or “self-learning.”    –from Dictionary.com  (The word doesn’t yet appear in Merriam-Webster)

Good things happen to the human spirit when it is left alone. –John Taylor Gatto

 Living is learning, and when kids are living fully and energetically and happily they are learning a lot, even if we don’t always know what it is.  –John Holt

 

Two years ago, I hadn’t even heard of the word “unschooling.”  My son “Jack,” then four, was slogging disconsolately through pre-K, gamely sounding out letters with his classmates though he could already read chapter books on his own.  I was researching local kindergartens in hopes that next year would be better.

We knew finding the right school would be tough.  They’d have to be flexible and understanding, able to accommodate a kid with off-the-charts reading ability and a passion for certain subjects—astronomy, geography—who struggled to keep his hands to himself and melted down when he didn’t know the right answer.

Public school, with its crowds, slashed budgets, and tendency to keep kids in lockstep, was probably out.  But there had to be a school somewhere that would be a good fit for him.  Right?

We’d been told by an expert in giftedness that homeschooling would be Jack’s best bet, but I wasn’t ready.  I wasn’t going to go there unless we had run out of options.

Besides, my husband and I are, as he puts it, “school people.”  We first met in the teachers’ lounge of a public high school, for God’s sake. (He taught Spanish and social studies and I taught English.) Now he’s a high school principal, and I lead creative writing workshops for adults, but our shared love of schools remains.

We found an alternative private school for Jack that seemed to get it.  When we explained our dilemma to them, they nodded sagely.  “We get lots of kids like him,” they said.  “Don’t worry.”  (Yeah, right.)

It only took a few months of kindergarten to realize it was a disaster.  Jack was anxious, lonely, and angry.  His innate love of learning was fading.  His joyful demeanor had given way to a wan exhaustion.  All he wanted to do was watch the movie Cars over and over—a bad sign for a kid who used to soak up adult-level astronomy DVDs.  In January, we pulled him out without a plan, simply because we couldn’t take it anymore.

And so began our great adventure.  Taking the advice of many in the gifted homeschooling community (thank you, Gifted Homeschoolers Forum), we spent the first few months “de-schooling.”  That meant avoiding any sort of instruction and letting a weary and skeptical kid decompress, play, and relax his way back into learning.

All that letting it be made sense in theory, but it wasn’t natural for me.  A teacher by temperament as well as training, I have a perennial itch to direct things, and as weeks went on with nothing really quantifiable happening, I couldn’t help but feel anxious.

Then one day, we were eating lunch and Jack was waving his fork in the sunlit air beside him.

“What are you doing?” I asked him.

“Trying to cut dust particles in half,” he answered.  “If I cut them,” he went on, “will they break up into cells or atoms?”

Free of the confines of school, his curiosity was coming back, and it kept on coming.  He wanted to know about weather, and the Periodic Table, and his old loves, geography and astronomy.  He invented his own carnival games, acted out long imaginary stories with his toy cars, and listened to the Hallelujah Chorus over and over again.  Between playdates and park days, he taught himself Power Point and Comic Life on the computer.  Most of all, he seemed happy again.

At some point, I told myself, we’d start doing “real” homeschooling. I imagined this would happen mostly at the kitchen table and would involve paper and pencils and me teaching him the “important” stuff.  We’d have a schedule and a plan.

But any time I tried to take charge or push an agenda, it backfired.  Jack would melt down, or instantly develop an aversion to whatever it was I was trying to teach, even if it had originated in an interest of his own.  He needed, for a whole host of reasons, the freedom to learn what he wanted, when he wanted, how he wanted, and for as long as he wanted.

And I needed to get out of his way.

That’s how, in our house, de-schooling became unschooling.  Simply put, it was, and is, what works best for our kid.  It’s thrilling to watch him “go deep”—delving into American presidents or skyscrapers to the exclusion of all else—while also having plenty of time and space to play and be a kid. (It’s trickier when he wants to dive into subjects that we’re less comfortable with, like Minecraft.  But that’s another blog post entirely.)

There are a few caveats here.  Unlike some, we’re kind of old school about things like bedtime and teeth brushing and limits on screen time.  And for all the faults of the public education system, I refuse to bash schools and what for me has been the joy of the classroom.  What’s more, I see a real value, over time, in knowing how to buckle down and learn something that’s not one’s first choice. We’ll have to figure out that one before too long.

But I’ve also come to believe in the wisdom of unschooling, and the way it allows kids to bloom.  For asynchronous kids like mine, it can be nothing short of a miracle.

Wendy Priesnitz of Life Learning magazine writes:

Children don’t need to be taught how to learn; they are born learners. … And if they are given a safe, supportive environment, they will continue to learn hungrily and naturally—in the manner and at the speed that suits them best.

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I Love You Eleanor: Kids’ Books for Women’s History Month, Part 1

From "Eleanor, Quiet No More: The Life of Eleanor Roosevelt,” by Doreen Rappaport, illustrated by Gary Kelley. Disney/Hyperion, New York, c. 2009.

From Eleanor, Quiet No More: The Life of Eleanor Roosevelt, Disney/ Hyperion, New York, c. 2009.

My husband threw down the F-word the other day, right in front of our six-year-old son.

Jack and I had just gotten back from the library, and we were sitting at the table reading together.  My husband walked in and caught a glimpse of what we were up to.

That’s when he let it fly.

“There you go again,” he said. “Pushing your feminist agenda.”

“Damn straight,” I said, and he and I both laughed.

Yep, that F-bomb.

Now, just in case anyone’s unclear here, my husband is a big fan of strong women.  (He would say, “I married you, didn’t I?’) And if I have any say in the matter, I hope to inculcate the same excellent quality in Jack. Hence the books that have been coming home with us from the library these days.

It’s one of the things I like best about homeschooling: the freedom to include, and even privilege, certain kinds of books, certain points of view.  Like the point of view that women have had an important role in history.  Radical, right?  I know!

This is not to say Jack is always on board for whatever I might like to expose him to.  I’ve learned the hard way not to try and push him to learn things he has no interest in.  (Yes, I AM aware I just ended two sentences in a row with prepositions.  There’s another one in an earlier paragraph, too.  Deal with it.)

Luckily for me and my “feminist agenda,” Jack loves history, AND he loves women.  (In fact, he’s had a kind of swoony eye for the ladies since he was a baby. I’m not kidding, he used to say “Hi” in this rapt, flirty way to pretty young women when he was a year old—but that’s kind of a separate issue.)

Jack will happily tell you about women’s suffrage, and he seems genuinely excited about the likelihood of woman President in the near future.

That’s my boy!

I’ve got to give a lot of credit for his forward thinking to some excellent picture books we’ve read.  (Thank you, public library!)  And since March is Women’s History Month, I’ve decided to honor a few of our favorites here.

Today’s pick:

Eleanor, Quiet No More: The Life of Eleanor Roosevelt, by Doreen Rappaport.  Illustrated by Gary Kelley.  Disney/Hyperion, New York, c. 2009.

Filled with beautifully painted illustrations and moving text, this biography follows Eleanor from her lonely childhood to her adulthood as First Lady and a political pioneer who cared deeply about inequality and ordinary people’s suffering.

I’ll admit it.  I fell in love with Eleanor reading this book. (I also, um, got something in my eye as I was reading.)  Here’s just one of the many reasons why:

From “Eleanor, Quiet No More: The Life of Eleanor Roosevelt,” Disney/ Hyperion, New York, c. 2009.

From “Eleanor, Quiet No More: The Life of Eleanor Roosevelt,” c. 2009.

She resigned from the Daughters of the American Revolution when they refused to let Marian Anderson sing in their auditorium.  Then she organized a concert for the great black contralto at the Lincoln Memorial, which was attended by 75,000.

This was in 1939, people.

Eleanor urged women to get into politics—and stay in.  She met with coal miners and sharecroppers during the Depression.  She visited the bedsides of countless injured soldiers during World War II.  She spoke out against Japanese internment and anti-Semitism when it unpopular to do so.

She had more than her share of struggles—her mother thought she was ugly, her parents died when she was ten, her mother-in-law was oppressive, and her critics dismissed her as a “do-gooder”—but she was guided by an intense will, deep compassion, and the strength to stand up for what she believed in.

Here are just a few of her quotes:

“Do something every day that scares you.”

“Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.”

“I have never felt that anything really mattered but knowing that you stood for the things in which you believed and had done the very best you could.”

I don’t know about you, but that’s pretty much exactly what I’d want any child—son or daughter—to learn.

Happy Women’s History Month, everybody!

Next up in the series:  Maggie Gee, female Chinese-American pilot in World War II!

Who’s Smarter: Me or My Kid?

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A few weeks ago, I published a piece in Salon about the struggle to understand the needs of my gifted son, “Jack.”

In the comments, a reader calling herself Biogirl wrote:

I am going to come across as harsh, I’m afraid, but in my opinion it’s important for you to remember that your son is NOT smarter than you. 

Here is what I would say to her, if I could.

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Biogirl, I’ve been thinking about what you said.

You’re so right. My son is NOT smarter than me, and it’s so important that I remember that.

For example:

  • He tries to take his pants off with his shoes still on, and then doesn’t understand why he falls down.
  • He thinks that “I don’t have to go to the bathroom, I just LIKE to wiggle like this” is a convincing argument.
  • He sees nothing wrong—on a germ level or a social one—with picking one’s nose and eating it.
  • He would never, on his own, choose to floss, wear sunscreen, or eat a vegetable of any kind, and really, how smart is that?

And also, unlike him:

  • I know that if your friend wants you to stop singing the same annoying phrase over and over again very close to his face, it is in your best interest to STOP.
  • I know that changing the clock doesn’t make the thing you are waiting for come any quicker.
  • I know that it is not a good idea to make loud, public observations about people’s differences, such as yelling across a crowded store, “That person is so old!”  or, “Hello, black man!”
  • I know that wearing underwear backwards is not as much fun as it looks.

Now, on many other counts, Biogirl, I have to disagree with you.  Because really, there are lots of ways my six-year-old IS smarter than me.

You see, I am in my mid-forties now, and while I do hold a couple of Ivy League degrees, the lady hormones are working their evil magic on my gray matter.

As Bill Nye the Science Guy likes to say (he is a big hit in our household), consider the following:

  • My son pretty much remembers everything we’ve ever done, and where we were, and who we were with at the time.  I, on the other hand, can’t remember where I parked my car thirty minutes ago.
  • When he speaks, the word he means to say is actually the word that comes out of his mouth.
  • He retains the name of virtually every person he’s ever met.  I often find myself saying, “Nice to meet you,” only to have the other person glare and say, “Oh, we’ve met.”  (That’s always fun.)
  • He knows what a “transitional metal” on the Periodic Table is. I would not know a transitional metal if it hit me over the head, which I hope it doesn’t, since I’m not sure what it is or how much it might hurt.
  • He knows how to make Siri call me by a nickname.  I suggested “Rock Star,” but he decided on “Sally Haven A-Whatley.”  Don’t even ask.
  • He knows the order of the U.S. Presidents, their parties, and their major accomplishments.  I pretty much remember the ones I voted for, and the guys on the money.
  • He can read a book and listen to a (different) audio book at the same time. (Yes, as far as I can tell, he is absorbing them both simultaneously.) I cannot parallel park the car unless I turn the radio off.
  • He knows about a great many Revolutionary War figures, including British generals, American patriots, and colonial women spies.  This should make him very useful should we need to plan an insurgency, or should we run low on cash and need someone to win us a bundle on Jeopardy.

But all kidding aside, Biogirl, of course you’re right.

He is just a kid.  I am older and wiser.

To say he is smarter than me in a tagline is just a cheap way to grab eyeballs in an insanely over-saturated media market.  (But hey, it got you reading, right?)

The real problem here is with the word “smart.”

It’s like the word “love.” It means about a thousand different things, at different times.  What are we talking about, anyway?  Raw intellectual ability?  Critical thinking skills?  Social acumen?  Good judgment?  All different things, on which each of us would rate differently at different times, with vastly different real-world results.

What is really true is that my son has a different kind of brain.

From a sheer computing standpoint, he’s got a lot more processing power, and not just because he hasn’t killed off a bunch of brain cells doing the unadvisable things I have.

At any given moment, his brain is doing a whole lot more things at once than mine knows how to do.  In their article, “Brains on Fire: The Multinodality of Gifted Thinkers,” noted researchers Brock and Fernette Eide describe a kind of storm of organized, complex activity all happening at once.

That can be an awful lot for a little guy to handle.

And that’s where I come in.  My job is to help him manage the intelligence he has—how to feed it, benefit from it, enjoy it, and ultimately balance it with the rest of life, and love, and living a world full of all different kinds of people.  My job is to help him develop wisdom, compassion, and perspective.

That’s every parent’s job, isn’t it?

That, and to stop doing the dishes and checking the email for once in my life so I can play Legos with him like he’s been asking.  He and I both know that’s the smart thing to do.

So, Biogirl, maybe we agree after all.

Now excuse me, I have to go find my car.

 

Welcome: Into the River

For a long time now, I’ve been a bit curved. Bent toward my son, to better understand what he needs. Bent over the blank page. Turned inward, as I listen for what is next.

It is good to straighten up, to lengthen the gaze.  Breathe.

IMG_9218Some of you know about my fascination with the river. It’s an image that won’t let me go. The river represents so many things. It’s the creative force that runs inside us, if we can only slow down and listen.  It’s the flow of words that wants to come out, if we will just let it. It’s that inner current of grief or joy, confusion or wisdom, rage or humor or tenderness. Some days it’s all of these at once.

The river reminds me that I’m not in charge. That my writing and my life are governed, in the end, by forces greater than my own. That even when things seem to make no sense, I am being taken somewhere, led by the current. That my most important work is to say “Yes.” 

It’s not easy saying yes. Especially when we had something different in mind. Which is pretty much most of the time.

In the past few years, the river has led me to some pretty surprising places. From my beloved San Francisco to the strangeness of Silicon Valley. To five addresses in eighteen months, for all kinds of crazy reasons. Home is elusive, yet a quiet voice whispers, You are where you need to be.

Parenting, too, has pulled me in wildly unexpected directions. Never in a million years did I imagine I’d homeschool my child.  I once called the idea my own personal nightmare. Then again, I never imagined having a boy quite like ours. (For his privacy, I’ll call him Jack.)  I’ll share stories from that journey here.

And then there is writing. My touchstone, my inner heart. It is here, for me, that the lessons of the river are most clear. Be still, the water says. Listen and let go. That’s how I find myself beginning to write a memoir about life with my son, and also, this blog. I hope the blog will be a place for warm community, creative conversation, and the sharing of ideas about writing, parenting, quirky kids, and more.

To kick it off, a question. Has writing, or life, pulled you in unexpected directions?  What has helped you, in the words of Thich Nat Hahn, go like a river?